A guy came round to my house and he wanted to be treated like a puppy for the afternoon. He’d brought a thick black pen with him and asked me to write the word “DOG” on his forehead in capital letters, which I did. We had a fun time until he discovered the pen was a permanent marker and the writing wouldn’t wash off. He got really cross with me and had to borrow a hat to wear on the journey back home. I never saw him again.
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